Category Archives: Funny Stuff/Pick-up Lines

Football Pickup lines week 11 – One has fallen, Bird growth hormone scandal, and Football on a Tuesday?!

Once again, we hope you enjoy our football pickup lines for the week. If you’ve missed previous weeks, just select Pickup Lines in the articles by topic dropdown to the right. Have a fun day watching football!! “One undefeated has fallen, how many more will take the plunge?” Fear the Tree!! regularly $59.95 on sale […]

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Anybody ever seen an orange beaver? Pick Up Lines for College Football Week 10

Time for your weekly dose of  our one-liners that will surely help you fake like you know football and get a conversation started. We also have a lot great tips under How to Fake It too so you are prepared to watch the games. “Since so many folks hate teams with orange in their colors, what […]

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It’s like the battle of the tallest….Pick up lines for Week 8

“What do you think they’ll call Famous Jameis if he steps up and beats Clemson?” “Huh (funny smirk on your face and an awkward pause), who knew the ACC was a real conference (depending on who you tell this to be prepared for a high-five and laugh or start backing up and say you were […]

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Easiest point of the weekend is….and other great pickup lines for week 7

This is probably our favorite part of the week – writing these silly college football pickup lines! We hope you enjoy them as much as we do. They are fun. Comment and leave your favorites too! “Easiest point of the weekend is probably Baylor only being a 17.5 point favorite to Kansas State. Really?!” “It’s […]

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The Devil against Mary – Pickup lines – Week 6

Oh, there are some really fun pick-up lines for week 6 games. Be sure to read them all. Let us know the reaction when you use them. You are sure to have some heads turn. “Does anyone else find it odd that the Devil is playing against Mary?” (Arizona St Sun Devils vs Notre Dame […]

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One man’s trash is another man’s treasure – Pick-Up Lines for Week 5

Here are some great pick-up lines for this week’s games. Use them as you will. “You know the saying, ‘one man’s trash is another man’s treasure? Well, LSU got a treasure in Mettenberger!’ “ “Are you ready for some FOOTBALL! Finally, some real games between real teams with real consequences!” “Did you see those Virginia […]

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It’s easy to be 3 and 0 when… and other great pick-up lines for the week

“It’s easy to be 3 and 0 when all you’ve played are little girl prep schools.” Here are the college football pickup lines for this week!! “What has happened to the SEC when Tennessee vs Florida and Auburn vs LSU are not considered really big games.” “Boilermakers and cheese heads battling it out in Wisconsin. […]

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Pickup Lines of the Week – College Football Week 3

Time for your weekly dose of pithy one-liners that will surely help you fake like you know football. We have a few good ones in the Big Game of the Week specific to the Bama vs A&M game. We also have a lot great tips under How to Fake It too so you are prepared to […]

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Pickup Line of the Week – College Football Week 2

You’re at a college football party this weekend and want to impress someone with your football “knowledge,” or at the very least, you don’t want to come across as if you know nothing. Here are some ideas to fake like you know football… “I’m glad Bama has a bye this week so we don’t have to hear […]

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Pickup Line of the Week – College Football Week 1

You’re at a college football party this weekend and want to impress someone with your football “knowledge,” or at the very least, you don’t want to come across like you really have no idea about the sport. What can you say this week to grab someone’s attention? Here are some ideas… “Do you think Bama will Three-Peat […]

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